"Aye bhai zara dekh ke chalo
Aage hi nahi peeche bhi
Daayein hi nahi bayein bhi
Upar hi nahi...neeche bhi"
Mission: Singapore MRT
Desired aim: get a seat for a comfortable journey
Practical aim: get to the centre of the coach, thereby increasing the probability of getting a seat during the course of the journey
More practical aim: get your arse into the coach!
Alliances: those in the 'Shaktimaan'-ish red superhero costume.
Alliances' Superpowers- loud voice and a love for the center of the coach.
Enemies: fellow commuters in the MRT, most wearing formals when they enter the train, which end up needing ironing by the time their they emerge out upon the completion of their journey.
Enemies' Superpower- ability of three to squeeze into a place meant for one in the coach.
(Disclaimer: The above information holds true Monday to Friday 7am-10am and 4pm-7pm. Public holidays are an exception)
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